Wednesday, 25 November 2015

Jai Patni Deva

ईश्वर ने खुश होकर,
दिया मुझको ऐसा हमसफ़र,
लुढ़क, गिर, फिसल,
जाती है वो अक्सर,
देखता रह जाता हूँ अवाक्,
मैं बेचारा माथा पीटकर।
कभी हाथ, कभी पैर,
कभी उँगलियाँ काट लेती है,
चोट इतना कि कुंगफू, जूडो,
कराटे वालों को भी मात देती है
सामान भी उसे देखकर,
मन ही मन डरते हैं,
मानों मन ही मन,
आपस में ये कहते हैं,
कोई तो बचाओ,
ये जानलेवा नारी है,
इस बार तेरी तो,
अगली बार मेरी बारी है
मैंने बड़े प्यार से एक दिन बोला पत्नी से,
सम्भाल के काम करो इतनी विनती है,
उसने रगड़ के बोला- सामान ही खराब हैं,
खुद ही फूटते-काटते हैं, मेरी क्या गलती है

- लेखक : आशुतोष रंजन


Happiness


Spend life with who makes you happy


Saturday, 14 November 2015

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Thursday, 12 November 2015

Mobile Sequrity


Forever Love


Laapata


Tanhaiyaan


Keep Smiling


Fact Of Life


Life


The Road to Success

Rainbow

Moments of Life


Miracle of Life


Promise of God


Happiness


Wednesday, 4 November 2015

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi . Customer gusse mein bola: Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do...
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Tuesday, 3 November 2015

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School. Teacher: What is a Noun? Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai. Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King. Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!

JOKE - FIRST DATE

On First Date… At Restaurant Boy: Hey Dear, Jara Ruko… Girl: Stop It, Khaate Time Baat Nahi Kara Kartey, After Lunch Girl: Now Tell Me, Tum Kya Keh Rahey They… Boy: Nothing, Teri Plate Mein Coackroch Tha… Aur Ban Le Heroine… Aur Maar Le Style…
On First Date… At Restaurant Boy: Hey Dear, Jara Ruko… Girl: Stop It, Khaate Time Baat Nahi Kara Kartey, After Lunch Girl: Now Tell Me, Tum Kya Keh Rahey They… Boy: Nothing, Teri Plate Mein Coackroch Tha… Aur Ban Le Heroine… Aur Maar Le Style…
Kitna pyar hai tumse ye jaan lo tum, Tum hi zindagi ho meri, is baat ko maan lo tum... Tumhe dene ko mere paas kuchh bhi nahi... Bas ek jaan hai, jab ji chahe maang lo tum.

Joke on Husband

Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua??? . Wife- kya hua???? . Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala maar daala, haaye maar daala

Joke on Drinker

Ek sharabi ne 93.5 red fm pr phone kia . sharabi-- mujhe South ex road pr ek purse mila hai, jisme 15,000 cash, ek I phone 6 ek credit card aur ek pallavi naam ki ladki ka ID card mila hai . . RJ-- Wah wah.. aap kitne imandar hai, to aap unhe wo purse wapas karna chahenge, RIGHT..??? "D . . Sharabi-- nahi mai chahta hu, Pallavi ji ke liye ek dard bhara gana ho jaye.

JOKE

Ek sharabi ne 93.5 red fm pr phone kia . sharabi-- mujhe South ex road pr ek purse mila hai, jisme 15,000 cash, ek I phone 6 ek credit card aur ek pallavi naam ki ladki ka ID card mila hai . . RJ-- Wah wah.. aap kitne imandar hai, to aap unhe wo purse wapas karna chahenge, RIGHT..??? "D . . Sharabi-- nahi mai chahta hu, Pallavi ji ke liye ek dard bhara gana ho jaye.