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Sunday, 27 September 2015

Childhood

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Joke - Wrong Number

Naughty Boy : Hello! Do you have a Refrigerator ?

Woman : Yes, I have. Who are you ?

Boy : Is it running ?

Woman : Yes.

Boy : Get hold of it... Otherwise it might run away.

The woman slams down the phone.

After a few minutes the phone bell rings again...

Naughty Boy : Hello! Do you have a refrigerator ?

Woman (Angrily) : No, I do not have.

Boy : Didn't I tell you to hold it ?