Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School. Teacher: What is a Noun? Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai. Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King. Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!

JOKE - FIRST DATE

On First Date… At Restaurant Boy: Hey Dear, Jara Ruko… Girl: Stop It, Khaate Time Baat Nahi Kara Kartey, After Lunch Girl: Now Tell Me, Tum Kya Keh Rahey They… Boy: Nothing, Teri Plate Mein Coackroch Tha… Aur Ban Le Heroine… Aur Maar Le Style…

On First Date… At Restaurant Boy: Hey Dear, Jara Ruko… Girl: Stop It, Khaate Time Baat Nahi Kara Kartey, After Lunch Girl: Now Tell Me, Tum Kya Keh Rahey They… Boy: Nothing, Teri Plate Mein Coackroch Tha… Aur Ban Le Heroine… Aur Maar Le Style…

Kitna pyar hai tumse ye jaan lo tum, Tum hi zindagi ho meri, is baat ko maan lo tum... Tumhe dene ko mere paas kuchh bhi nahi... Bas ek jaan hai, jab ji chahe maang lo tum.

Joke on Husband

Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua??? . Wife- kya hua???? . Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala maar daala, haaye maar daala

Joke on Drinker

Ek sharabi ne 93.5 red fm pr phone kia . sharabi-- mujhe South ex road pr ek purse mila hai, jisme 15,000 cash, ek I phone 6 ek credit card aur ek pallavi naam ki ladki ka ID card mila hai . . RJ-- Wah wah.. aap kitne imandar hai, to aap unhe wo purse wapas karna chahenge, RIGHT..??? "D . . Sharabi-- nahi mai chahta hu, Pallavi ji ke liye ek dard bhara gana ho jaye.

JOKE

Ek sharabi ne 93.5 red fm pr phone kia . sharabi-- mujhe South ex road pr ek purse mila hai, jisme 15,000 cash, ek I phone 6 ek credit card aur ek pallavi naam ki ladki ka ID card mila hai . . RJ-- Wah wah.. aap kitne imandar hai, to aap unhe wo purse wapas karna chahenge, RIGHT..??? "D . . Sharabi-- nahi mai chahta hu, Pallavi ji ke liye ek dard bhara gana ho jaye.